They'll Take Anything Back

Sometimes, people are just gross. I know someone who works in Customer Service at a major retailer and the things he has to deal with are amazing. First off, they pretty much have to accept anything you bring them, which I think is ridiculous when you consider how many people take advantage of policies like that.

Recently, as he tells it, a woman approached the counter wanting to return a blouse. He said he'd be happy to take it. She further explained that she didn't care for the stitching and then carefully peeled down the blouse, revealing her bare shoulder, so she could show him the stitches inside the garment.

"You mean you want to return this blouse?"  he asked.

She nodded.

"The one you are wearing?" he confirmed.

"Yes. I'll just run in the bathroom over there and take it off."

"What are you going to wear in the store?" he asked, realizing that he never saw a bra strap when she pulled down the blouse.

"I'll just hold my cardigan closed," she said, demonstrating how she was going to keep the sweater --which had no buttons-- from revealing too much.

"You can't walk around here like that."

She demonstrated again how she planned to keep her cardigan closed.

He called over his female manager and asked her if she'd like to handle it, before excusing himself.

So there you go.